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Mensajes bonitos en Ingles,divertidos para
enviar a tus amigos ,mensajes para la novia::
::as years go by u may lose
your hair, teeth...eyes sight....but not your
Talent..Smartness..brightness..intelligence coz
you can lose only what you have...
::Choosing career Is Like Choosing Wife From 10
Girlfriends.Even If U Pick Most beautiful,Most
Intelligent,Kindest Women,There”.s Still Pain Of
Loosing 9
::I want you to be with me In a nice restaurant
to have candle light dinner...&say those sweet
three words to u..”.Pay The bill”.
::Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know
what you are, and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
::a Little Girl asked a woman:you have cars, a
big cottage, expensive jwellery, almost you have
every thing but the fact is that you are alone.
So, what do you do?Woman :: Nothing Sweety,"I
just have small bussiness of "*HOLE SaLE*
::What did the gangster son tell his dad when he
failed his exam?Son:They questioned me for 3
hours but I never told them anything !
::I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds
rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'.
Some time later I'll start luving more aLPHabeTS...!
::Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the
only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
::One out of four people is a chinese in this
world. If your father, your mother and your
brother are not Chinese, it must be you .
::The Police are looking for a suspect who is
smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So
where are you gonna to hide Me?
::census officer: you say your husband died six
years ago but your sons aged four and two years
.
lady: i said my husband died six years ago NOT
ME.
::Im at the police station.The police caught me
& filed a case against me "possession of good
looks”.i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me
out-so hurry up!
::Q. What's the difference between people who
pray in church and those who pray in casinos???
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.
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a. The ones in the casinos are serious...!!!
::Open Hearts receive luv, Open minds receive
wisdom & only special people receive this
message.
::Teacher to student: can you define who is a "lecturer"student:
a Lecturer is a person who has a very bad habit
of speaking when someone is sleeping.
::Whenever u feel sad, Whenever u feel depressed,
just tell me I'll hold ur hand, take u 2 the
bridge and show u way 2
jump.
::What's the difference between wife n
neighbours wife?Wife is a chocolate, can have
any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream,
shud hv immediately.
::2day, 2morow & yesterday there will b 1 heart
dat would always beat 4 u…u know Whose???ur Own
Stupid!!!
::Dying husband: I have something to tell you.
Wife: Don't speak, just rest. Husband: No, I
must confess, I had sex with your sister and
your best friend. Wife: Sshhh. I know! That's
why I poisoned you!
::Keep the smile,Leave the tear,Think of joy,Forget
the fear ,Hold the laugh,Leave the pain,be
jouyous till i sms again.
::Hi i am marrying next week there will be a
small party and only few persons will be invited
Hey don't bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.....
::If i need "brain Transplantation" I will
prefer your brain...don't think that you are a
genius.......... i need a brain which is never
used before.
::boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher.boy to
teacher :can kids of our age have kids?Teacher
to boy:no never boy to girl : see,i told u not
to worry.
Periodicamente incluímos nuevos
chistes,mensajitos bonitos,de
amor para moviles (celulares)
.es un motivo valido para regresar no ?
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